Fashion Critic Mr Blackwell Wakes From Coma
Fashion critic Mr Blackwell who has been hospitalized and in a coma at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center since Saturday after falling at his home has woken up. Mr Blackwell famous for creating his annual “Best and Worst-Dressed” list has earned him serious A-list friends and enemies in showbiz.
Among the gems from Mr Blackwell’s Worst-Dressed List:
Victoria “Posh” Beckham: In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty ‘Posh’ Beckham can really wreck-em.
Mary-Kate Olsen: YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton: Two peas in an over-exposed pod.
Camilla Parker-Bowles: The Duchess of Dowdy.
Avril Lavigne: Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!
Amy Winehouse: Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.
Kelly Clarkson: Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ’Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!
Jessica Simpson: Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!
Eva Green: Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!
Fergie: Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!
Kelly Osbourne: A fright-wigged baby doll, stuck in a goth prom gown.
Oh, and that quote in his picture? It was for fashion designer Donatella Versace.
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