Paris Hilton’s Dogs Alive And Well

Paris Hilton dogs

Yesterday was slow news day. It was reported that Paris Hilton’s dogs were eaten by a coyote causing the socialite to cry her eyes out. The report is false. Paris Hilton’s reps responded that the dogs are alive and well.

“They were at Paris’s house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be,” a rep for the heiress tells PEOPLE.

“Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured.”

People are so stupid…what would Paris Hilton be doing in an area that coyotes frequent?

And surely Paris Hilton’s reps are way overpaid and under worked?

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