Tom Cruise Asks Scientologists To See His Movie

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With all the bad reviews he’s getting, Tom Cruise has ordered all scientologists to see his movie Valkyrie on its opening day. He’s worried since big-budget films like Australia are bombing at the box office, so getting all 8 million scientologists in the world to go see his movie would at least help to avoid an embarrassing showing.

Early reviews have put down Tom Cruise’s performance as “laughable” and that the film “isn’t exactly exciting”. Among the comments, “A scene where Cruise’s character, Claus Von Stauffenberg, is forced to give the infamous “Heil Hitler” salute. “It’s an unsettling scene but you almost start to laugh,” the source says. “His character is resisting it but you never forget it’s Tom Cruise saying ‘Heil Hitler.’ It’s funny and shocking at the same time.”

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